Instant CV Roast
Paste your CV and get an honest, instant roast — the common mistakes that get CVs auto-binned, and exactly how to fix them. Checked on your device, never uploaded.
This checks the mechanical stuff that filters and recruiters notice in seconds. It can't judge whether your actual experience fits a specific job — that part's still on you.
Why your CV isn't getting interviews
Most CVs are rejected for fixable, mechanical reasons long before anyone judges your actual experience. This tool gives your CV an instant, honest check on the things recruiters and screening software notice in seconds: whether you quantify your impact, use strong action verbs, lean on tired clichés, include clear contact details, and run to a sensible length.
The biggest wins are usually adding numbers ("increased sales by 30%" beats "increased sales"), starting bullet points with active verbs (led, built, delivered) instead of "responsible for", and cutting buzzwords like "team player" and "hard working" that everyone claims and no one proves. Clear Experience, Education and Skills sections help both human readers and automated filters.
The check runs entirely in your browser — your CV is never uploaded or stored. It can't judge whether your experience fits a specific role, but it catches the common mistakes that quietly cost interviews.
Frequently asked questions
How long should a CV be?⌄
For most people, one to two pages. Recruiters skim, so lead with your strongest, most relevant material and cut filler.
What makes a CV stand out?⌄
Quantified achievements (numbers, percentages, money, time saved), strong action verbs, a clean layout, and content tailored to the specific job rather than a generic list of duties.
Should I include a photo, age or date of birth on a UK CV?⌄
No. In the UK it's standard to leave off photos, age and date of birth to avoid bias — focus the space on your skills and experience instead.
What should I avoid putting on my CV?⌄
Clichés ("hard-working team player"), unexplained gaps, walls of text, tiny fonts, and vague "responsible for" phrasing with no results behind it.
Is my CV stored or uploaded?⌄
No. The analysis happens on your device and nothing you paste is saved or sent anywhere.